How are you doing today?

Magnificent with a capital M!

I love it so much I could swim in it

I wish I had some patients.

oh wait...
patience not patients.

I have a drum set and a guitar.
And I really need to learn to play one of them.

I could probably use some help with the that whole guitar thing though.

Mainly,
I just need to do something productive and artsy and intelligent.
I'm turning into a dumb jock.
And it's frightening.
At least when I was younger I wasn't dumb.
I honestly feel like I am losing some of my knowledge every day.

I should have stayed in school....

Erin Go Brah!

I'm depressing.
Crap.

You and me both Freddie Mercury

I waited,
and now your gone.
Not far,
but far enough.
And I thought I never saw you now.
I guess I'll just have to wait some more.

I need to find someone to take your pace.
Someone that I can shift all of my unrequited feelings onto.
I'm not sure if that's fair to them.
That is what I did to you.
And all it probably did was freak you out.

I just need to finish turning my new leaf.

He struck again, he got Cherry

Apparently it just takes time.
That's what they say.

But that's dumb.

And there is a very small window of normalcy,
That's also what they say.

It goes from young and stupid,
to just plain old.

Fucking-A!

Top five break-ups of all time: (oh wait, there's only been one)

I want to go camping.
I want what happened at camping to happen again.
I want you to feel the way you did about me camping.
I want you to feel that way,
then continue to feel that way.

I know it's impossible,
but a girl can hope I guess.

All I can really hope for is that we go back and forth,
until you keep your "Captain" promise.

Although if I'm still hung up on you then,
and haven't even been with you,
Hopefully I'll have killed myself.

In the name of all that is evil!

I read an article debating the fact wether girls really do love jerks or not.
Really,
we do.
and it's because we love the idea that we could be the one to tame them.
That for some reason,
our love is the love that it takes to make them change their ways.
and
when they are,
occasionally,
paying attention to you,
you feel like there is no one else in the world that they would rather be with.
And that's because their attention is usually so all over the place,
that to see it focused is overpoweringly flattering.

The truth is,
they will never be forced to settle down.
They have lived their life doing whatever it is they want to do,
so why would they change for you.

They will only change when they decide on their own that they are done fishing
and that they will take what they have caught already.
Even then you can't be sure that they have really changed.
You can only hope.